Text-Only Hats

Sometimes you've just got to say it outright. These text hats are funny and extremely relevant. I mean, who hasn't had a sore tummy and wanted to tell the world about it?

Choose from either the bucket hat or the corduroy cap variety. The embroidered text is high quality and will get you a few looks in the street. Positive ones, hopefully.

10% of the profits from each sale go to supporting Wires Wildlife Rescue.
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Supports Wildlife

Australian Designed

Why You'll Love Our Funny Text Hats

Sometimes sarcastic words or cries for help say more than the animal hats ever could. These embroidered slogan hats have some classic Aussie dry humour and relatable moments.

The designs are all embroidered so they'll last ages. Choose between bucket hats and cord caps. These text hats are perfect for people who want some humour and a little personality.

10% of the profits from every sale are donated to WIRES to help real-life critters. We're so lucky to have such great wildlife in Australia, and they rescue thousands of animals every year.

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Questions about Chaotic Critters hats

Are your funny text hats Australia-designed?

Yes, everything is Aussie-designed and owned. It's a small business, so every purchase helps out a lot. The quality of the hats and the embroidery is what makes them stand out compared to other brands.

What makes a great statement hat?

It depends on who you are. I'm a fan of ones that make you laugh or do a double take. That's exactly the type of design you'll find at Chaotic Critters. There are plans to add more designs in the future, so keep an eye out.

Are your text caps stitched or printed?

They're embroidered. It's one of the ways we stand out, together with the fact they're hand-drawn here in Australia.

Why choose funny embroidered hats instead of printed hats?

Because they feel more premium. There's a mix of embroidered cotton bucket hats and cord caps to choose from, so you're covered if you want more sun protection or a fashion statement.

What are embroidered slogan hats?

They're standard hats with a bit of text. These ones are all jokes or very relatable, like 'Please Wait, I'm Overstimulated'. We've all been there. They're a bit off the cuff, but if you're shopping for Chaotic Critters, so are you, so take advantage of being able to express yourself non-verbally.