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Penguin in Suit - Dressed for Stress | Corduroy Cap

$40.00
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Penguin in Suit - Dressed for Stress | Corduroy Cap

$40.00
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10% Profits go to Wires

Product Features
  • Embroidered penguin with premium stitching
  • Australian designed
  • Soft, comfy fit
  • Perfect for introverts, goblins, gremlins and weirdos
  • 100% cotton. 100% chaos. 100% bad maths
  • Durable for daily adventures
  • Relatable AF
  • Great gift for feral mates
  • Unisex hat design, cause chaos has no gender
Care Instructions

Hand Wash
Use cold water and a mild detergent.

Spot Clean Preferred
Don't dump the whole thing in bleach, you're gonna have a bad time. Get a damp cloth and loving clean it.

Do Not Machine Wash or Dry
Embroidered hats don't mix well with 1200 rotations per minute.

Air Dry Only
You don't need instructions on how to air dry something, do you?

Even penguins gotta grind. 

No one likes working, let alone a penguin that needs to find the best rocks on the beach to woo a mate. Get yourself a cute, embroidered animal design that show how little you enjoy work. The designs are soft, practical and comfortable. 

Why you'll love this hat:

  • Available as a soft Corduroy Baseball Cap
  • Fun embroidered animal design
  • Soft, comfy, and made to survive your daily chaos
  • Adjustable fit for most head sizes
  • Designed and made in Australia

Design vibe:

The hat features a cute penguin dressed up and ready to work.

Materials:

  • Corduroy Cap: textured, durable, soft and perfect for streetwear.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you offer worldwide shipping?

Not at the moment. We just ship within Australia and New Zealand at the moment.

How do I wash or care for my hats?

There's care information above but spot wash air dry and avoid direct contact with the embroidery.

Do you have multiple hat sizes?

No but they're one size fits most. The caps are adjustable which is perfect if you have a big head like me.

What material are the hats made of?

They're 100% cotton goodness.

What's Wires?

It's a charity focused on helping native Australian critters. 10% of our profits are donated to Wires.

Can I wear my hat in the rain?

Sure! But try to not let it get soaked. If it's raining you probably don't need a hat anyway!

Do you restock sold-out designs?

Yes! Check back in a few weeks or sign up for our newsletter to be notified.

Are your hats ethically made?

Yes the hats are ethically sourced. Read our FAQ page for more info.

Can I return a hat if it doesn't fit?

Yes. We have a 14-day return policy. See our returns page for details.

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